Carrie is a Basterd

…this man wants to die for country..Obliiiiiiiiiige him!

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—	Lt. Aldo ”The Apache” Raine, Inglourious Basterds

… my Mama always said don’t put off til tomorrow who you can kill today …

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—	Dennis Quaid (Doc Holiday):From Wyatt Earp

… severed foot is an ultimate stocking stuffer …

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—	Mitch Hedberg

I guarantee if you met me,you’d like me:)